“Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)” ― Dorothy Parker
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” ― Phyllis Diller
“If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.” ― Dorothy Parker
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra
“Party spirit enlists a man’s virtues in the cause of his vices.” ― Richard Whately
“Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.” ― David Brown
“The best way to behave is not too.” ― Abercrombie & Fitch
“A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, “damn that was awesome.” ― Unknown
“We are the people are parents warned us about.” ― Unknown
“Life is a party. Dress for it.” ― Audrey Hepburn
“Never miss a party…good for the nerves–like celery.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Sure, I’ve done enough partying for 10 guys.” ― John Matuszak